housewives recap – let’s get physical {rhoc}

gretchen: she totally had her lips filled. i would have kicked slade for what he did, he is such a loser and if they don’t break-up after the shenanigans he pulls then she is just looking for a charity case and drama. she looked cute as madonna, i cannot wait to see how the drama unfolds next week! oh, and when did she become a singer? did i miss something? going to look on itunes now. 

tamra: i have to agree with vicki, who’s side is tamra really on? i was really uncomfortable watching as she tried to play it cool when the dude brought up the improv nonsense. you know what vicki is going through, you cannot be friends with everyone but vicki has been by your side and you’re failing as a friend. you embraced your inner olivia newton-john. no way would i wear spandex and a leotard out in public. looking good tamra, keep it up with the trainer of yours. 

vicki: ugh. i just want to hug vicki. i know she created all her issues but having to go through brianna’s illness is never easy. i do believe that vicki needs to make it more about brianna and not her feelings. every clip they show with brianna frustrates me because she is the mom and should be supportive and caring vs. this stuff freaks me out, it’s not about me crap. like the preview shows for next week as they are driving. be a loving, caring mom. ditch brooks. 

alexis: jesus. seriously crying at a consultation for a nose job? 99.4% of your body is fake and your worried about going under to fix your beak? oy vey. she kills me. i am glad the doctor called her out on it and where was jim? he’s such an ass. i have to add since i forgot to post last week that while at the improv she KILLS me. she has to be a moron for laughing and not understanding the most menial shit. “i just don’t get it”, yeah because you’re a dumb ass. just keep smiling and praying to God.