gretchen: first of all, if you found the text in your boyfriends phone about a possible ring would you confront him? i actually feel badly for slade. yes, folks you read it here first. i finally feel for slade.
tamra: this entire episode was, is he going to propose, or isn’t he? i swear they could’ve cut thirty minutes out of the guessing and showed other things. at least she reacted sincerely, i actually got choked up, okay, slightly. the vacay was definitely a dream vacay. i dream of bora bora waters.
vicki: don’t even get me started on brooks’ new teeth. $15k?!?! vicki i pray for your sake you stay together and prove everyone wrong. and a fur? goodness gracious. again, don’t me started.
alexis: thank you bravo gods for cutting alexis’ appearance to a long minute and thirty seconds. that’s all. i am one happy real housewives viewer due to your gift this week.