housewives recap {rhoc}

i have been receiving several e-mails over the past few weeks asking why i haven’t been doing my recaps. it’s not that i stopped watching the show, it’s that i have been watching them after wednesday and i figured nobody really read them except for my mom, sister and janelle. well, i am back for this week. btw, did any of you watch new york on monday? gosh. it was boring. i turned it off and went back to it yesterday. new ladies are obnoxious and quite frankly, odd looking. um, heather (the new york heather) was clearly a child of sucking on a binky until grammar school. god, i could go on forever about that train wreck, new york used to be so good.

heather: on her name change, i thought it was great that she finally did it, i think that her married name sounds much more professional and i loved terry’s reaction. heather remains to stay legit. she is funny and wise and um, hello, real. again, week after week i am still loving her. i loved how she approached alexis the next morning to see if she was okay and to explain herself.

gretchen: when she went to therapy with slade i felt so badly for her. maybe it’s because i follow her via all social media outlets and i see the lovey dovey pics of her and slade but it seems like she is unhappy but maybe that’s just for tv? if he hasn’t figure out his money issues, will he ever? i like the gretchen that’s coming out, being honest and not flipping out every five seconds on tamra. when tamra, gretchen and vicki were at lunch it seemed like everything was okay, which was great FINALLY!

tamra: first, she looked fab when she met alexis for drinks. the only thing i can say about costa rica is wow. way to confront alexis. i loved how they were about to go rafting and they all show up in their lulelemon acting like they didn’t know they were going to get wet.

vicki: brianna’s engagement party made me see a different side to vicki, not that i didn’t already know she was all about her but brooks is off his rocker, or is he on it? he’s playing the vicki game. in costa rica she goes slightly off her rocker when their planting the trees. then, the melodramatic nonsense while rafting and being upset about the matchy-matchy outfits. i can’t even go into the whole don, kids, regretting divorce stuff. just get back with don.

alexis: i wish i could say that alexis still doesn’t bother me but i cannot. costa rica was a train wreck as was the twins’ birthday party. i am, however, starting to feel sorry for her because she acts the way she does to keep up with the OC standards and because of her douche bag husband.

and because i never shared…memorial day weekend janelle and i headed to la jolla to meet crazy herself. yes, we spent money on her cookbook, we said hi, and of course she loved the guidette family in front of us and cared less about us california girls, or maybe it’s because my name is melissa?

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